Colorado WAUckies Top 20 Prospects

Finishing up with the NL West, we visit Colorado, where the Rockies system makes me want to kill myself.  Enjoy my misery, and click ahead to see individual grades for these "prospects" and system commentary mourning.

Colorado Rockies Top 20 Prospects:
Grade: B-
1.) Brett Eibner, OF, KC
2.) Mike Foltynewicz, RHP, HOU
3.) Chris Balcom-Miller, RHP, BOS
4.) AJ Kirby-Jones, 1B, OAK

Grade: C+
5.) Jose Casilla, RHP, SF
6.) Tony Wolters, OF, CLE
7.) Jarrett Parker, OF, SF
8.) Ethan Hollingsworth, RHP, OAK
9.) Rob Scahill, RHP, COL
10.) Sean Coyle, SS, BOS
11.) J.R. Bradley, RHP, ARI
12.) Corey Dickerson, OF, COL

Grade: C
13.) Gauntlett Eldemire, OF, PHI
14.) Phil Wunderlich, 1B, TB
15.) Sam Dyson, RHP, TOR
16.) Cory Riordan, RHP, COL
17.) Dillon Baird, 3B, LAA
18.) Brandon Jacobs, OF, BOS
19.) Wes Musick, LHP, COL
20.) Trent Mummey, OF, BAL

System Commentary:
Almost as bad as the infamous Tampa Bay Devil Rays review of 2009, this Colorado Rockies system is terrible.  I've been putting it off, because I was already aware that the farm was empty from the two years I spent trying to get a prospect of value from it.  It's nearly completely buoyed up by 2010 AMAT picks, and maybe the only reason they're still in this system is that they can't be traded until June.  The real challenge was finding 20 guys worth mentioning.  (Spoiler alert: Not all 20 listed here are really worth mentioning!)  The Rockies do, however, have one of my favorite bats in all of the minors in AJ Kirby-Jones.  He's the very definition of a TTO guy, and he's in a system that will appreciate him in Oakland.  Unfortunately, he's one of the few bright spots here.  There's neither impact nor depth, and this farm review made me waste a solid half hour researching guys with names like Trent Mummey.  Fuck you, Guglielmo.  Fuck you.